Shave Essentials

The Foundation of Legendary Shaving

Take your shave game to legendary status with the essentials that actually matter—no virtue signaling, no apologies, just results. While other brands are busy telling you how problematic you are, we're focused on making your shave as smooth as the brains of woke CEOs.

Your Essential Arsenal:

Shave Cream with Green Tea & Menthol (5oz) A rich, silky cushion for your blade that smooths whiskers without smoothing over your values. Formulated with natural ingredients that protect your skin while you protect your principles. Creates the perfect barrier between your face and the razor—unlike the non-existent barrier between woke companies and their political lectures.

Post Shave Balm with Green Tea & Menthol (3.4oz) Instant relief that leaves your skin feeling refreshed and invigorated. Soothes your face, not your principles.

What Makes It Legendary:

• Green Tea Oil — calms irritation and reduces redness
• Menthol — naturally counters irritation and helps repair your skin
• Aloe Vera — soothes and cleanses without the sanctimony
• Made in the USA — by people who still believe in it

The Bottom Line: You deserve a shave that doesn't come with a lecture. No shame, no apologies, just the fundamentals done right. Because a man's face should be smooth—his values don't have to be.