We value truth and the right to speak it.

Harry’s and the Daily Wire had a deal. They paid us. We advertised their razors. 

But after we said that boys are boys and girls are girls, they publicly condemned our views as “inexcusable” and dropped their ads because of what they called “values misalignment”.

You’re damn right our values are misaligned.

We embrace masculinity and the courage to uphold it.

And since no other razors out there did… we built our own.

Shave Woke-Free

Join the real men that have ditched their woke razors.

And then there’s chocolate.

For International Women’s Day, Hershey’s hired a biological male to be the spokesperson for their Women’s Day campaign. It’s humiliating.

That’s why we launched Jeremy’s Chocolate. We have two kinds: SheHer and HeHim. One of them’s got nuts. You know which is which.


Jeremy's Chocolate

Nuts + Nutless

Sale price$21.99

Some chocolate companies don't even know what a woman is. But we do.

Indulge in the chocolate binary. One with nuts, one without. You know which is which.

  • 1.5oz bars
  • Milk chocolate
  • A perfect union: 50/50 each bar type (HeHim and SheHer)
  • Made with Fair Trade Cocoa Powder & Cocoa Butter
  • Kosher Certified
  • Soy-Free

Every dollar you spend here is one less dollar in the pockets of woke CEOs who care about your money, but not your values. Jeremy gives you choices worthy of your business by creating true alternatives in the market.

So you don’t have to cut away your values every time you shave your face.

So you don’t have to stock your bathroom with products that clean your body, but stain your conscience.

So you don’t have to swallow lies every time you want a tasty treat. 

So you’ll have a choice when the next woke corporation takes a swing at the truth.