god-king of Jeremy's Razors, Jeremy

We value truth and the right to speak it.

Harry’s and the Daily Wire had a deal. They paid us. We advertised their razors. 

But after we said that boys are boys and girls are girls, they publicly condemned our views as “inexcusable” and dropped their ads because of what they called “values misalignment”.

You’re damn right our values are misaligned.

We embrace masculinity and the courage to uphold it.

And since no other razors out there did… we built our own.

Precision 5 Starter Set
Precision 5 Starter Set
Precision 5 Starter Set
Precision 5 Starter Set
Precision 5 Starter Set
Precision 5 Starter Set
Precision 5 Starter Set

Precision 5 Starter Set

with Flip-Back Trimmer

Regular price$29.99
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A trimmer blade - it’s what you always wanted. And if it means you’ll finally give Jeremy your money, then that’s what he wants too.

Use the precision of the flip-back trimmer to hone your hair lines and perfect your look.

Includes:

  • Premium, matte tungsten handle
  • Four Precision 5 + Flip-Back Trimmer Razor Cartridges
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    Spend $100.00 for FREE Leftist Tears Tumbler.
    First refill ships 8 blades in 30 days on Apr 19
    Charges $22
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    And then there's chocolate.

    For International Women’s Day, Hershey’s hired a biological male to be the spokesperson for their Women's Day campaign. It's humiliating.

    That's why we launched Jeremy's Chocolate. We have two kinds: SheHer and HeHim. One of them's got nuts. You know which is which.

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    Jeremy's Chocolate Binary

    Nuts + Nutless

    Regular price $27.96 Sale price$24.99 Save $2.97
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    Some chocolate companies don't even know what a woman is. But we do.
    Indulge in the chocolate binary. One with nuts, one without. You know which is which.

    • 1.5oz bars
    • Milk chocolate
    • A perfect union: 50/50 each bar type (HeHim and SheHer)
    • Made with Fair Trade Cocoa
    • Kosher Certified
    • Soy-Free

    Estimated Ship Date: 5/15/23

    HeHim
    INGREDIENTS: FAIR TRADE COCOA BUTTER, FAIR TRADE ORGANIC CANE SUGAR, DRIED MILK POWDER, DRY ROASTED DICED ALMONDS, FAIR TRADE COCOA POWDER

    CONTAINS: MILK, ALMONDS
    MANUFACTURED IN A FACILITY THAT ALSO PROCESSES: MILK, WHEAT, PEANUTS, ALMOND, COCONUT, HAZELNUTS

    SheHer
    INGREDIENTS: FAIR TRADE COCOA BUTTER, FAIR TRADE ORGANIC CANE SUGAR, DRIED MILK POWDER, FAIR TRADE COCOA POWDER

    CONTAINS: MILK
    MANUFACTURED IN A FACILITY THAT ALSO PROCESSES: MILK, WHEAT, PEANUTS, ALMOND, COCONUT, HAZELNUTS

    Size
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    Spend $100.00 for FREE Leftist Tears Tumbler.

    Every dollar you spend here is one less dollar in the pockets of woke CEOs who care about your money, but not your values. Jeremy gives you choices worthy of your business by creating true alternatives in the market.

    So you don’t have to cut away your values every time you shave your face.

    So you don’t have to stock your bathroom with products that clean your body, but stain your conscience.

    So you don’t have to swallow lies every time you want a tasty treat. 

    So you’ll have a choice when the next woke corporation takes a swing at the truth.

    We can’t build this parallel economy overnight - it’s going to take time. But with your commitment it will happen. We’re just getting started.