The Legendary Bundle

Don't Tame The Beast. Just Shave It.

The complete care arsenal for men who refuse to apologize for existing.

This isn't just a bundle—it's a complete rejection of everything wrong with modern "masculinity." While other companies tell you to be ashamed of being a man, we're here to help you embrace your inner abominable beast.

Your Complete Man Cave Upgrade

THE SHAVING LEGENDS:

• Ergonomic razor handle — redesigned for superior durability & control

• 4 five-blade razor cartridges — barber-grade blades sharp enough for beastly scruff, smooth enough for your morning routine

• Built-in precision trimmer blades — for clean lines and tight corners

THE MENS-CARE ARSENAL:

• Shave Cream with Green Tea & Menthol (5oz) — smooths whiskers without smoothing over your values

• Post Shave Balm with Green Tea & Menthol (3.4oz) — soothes your face, not your principles

• Charcoal Body Wash with Pomegranate & Eucalyptus (16oz) — washes away the day's battles and liberal nonsense

• Shampoo with Tea Tree, Argan Oil, & Peppermint (16oz) — clean hair for men who don't have pronouns in their bio

• Conditioner with Tea Tree, Argan Oil, & Peppermint (16oz) — soft hair, hard principles

THE LEGENDARY EXTRAS:

• 2 x Aluminum-Free Natural Deodorant in scent Salt Stone & Musk — stick it to woke while smelling legendary

• Noble Waters Hand Soap — for hands that work hard and shake firmly

• Green Tea & Citrus Hand Soap — clean hands, clean conscience

• Razor Travel Case — waterproof, socialism-resistant lining included

✓ Barber-grade blades in the palm of your hand.
✓ Ships right to your man cave.
✓ 30-Day money-back guarantee