Shower without shame.
The complete care arsenal for men who refuse to apologize for existing.
This isn't just a bundle—it's a complete rejection of everything wrong with modern "masculinity." While other companies tell you to be ashamed of being a man, we're here to help you embrace your inner abominable beast.
Your Shower Ritual Upgrade:
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Charcoal Body Wash with Pomegranate & Eucalyptus (16oz) – Deep-cleansing charcoal that strips away the day's battles and progressive bull$#!&. While other brands lecture you about toxic masculinity, we're busy making you smell like the legend you are.
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Shampoo with Tea Tree, Argan Oil, & Peppermint (16oz) – Clean hair for men who don't have pronouns in their bio. Invigorating peppermint that wakes you up faster than reading the latest cultural insanity on social media.
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Conditioner with Tea Tree, Argan Oil, & Peppermint (16oz) – Soft hair, hard principles. Conditions your mane without conditioning you to apologize for existing.
