Alpha Bundle
Alpha Bundle

Alpha Bundle

Includes Precision 5 + Flip-Back Trimmer Blade Refill Subscription

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Precision 5 - Five blades and a precision flip-back trimmer for superior accessibility around nose, ears, and sideburns.

Each bundle includes:

  • Travel Case
  • Precision 5 Razor
  • Four Precision 5 + Flip-Back Trimmer Blades
  • Jeremy's Green Tea & Menthol Shave Cream
  • Jeremy's Post Shave Balm
  • Shampoo
  • Charcoal Body Wash

Paraben-free, Sulfate-free, Phthalate-free, Woke-free.

Shampoo Made with:

Tea Tree Oil - Naturally cleanses and restores the hair and scalp, improving overall scalp health and preventing dandruff. You have integrity. So should your scalp.
Argan Oil - Nourishing fatty acids and antioxidants. Softens hair, not masculinity.
Aloe Vera -
 Moisturizes the hair and scalp; cools the burn left by Woke companies.

Made without:

Shut Up and Shampoo.

Full Ingredients List:
Deionized Water, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice (Aloe Vera), DL- Panthenol (Provitamin B5), Sodium C-14-16 Olefin Sulfonate Cocamidropyl Betaine, Cocamide Mipa, Quaternium -15, Caprylyl Capryl Glucoside, Sodium Cocoyl Isethionate, Cocomidropropyl Betaine, Rosmarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Leaf Extract, Glycol Distearate, Glycerin, Argania Spinosa Kernel (Argan) Oil, Alphatocopheryl Acetate (vitamin E, Sodium PCA (Sodium L- Pyroglutamate), Alpha Tocopheryl (Vitamin E), Biotin (Vitamin H), Melaleuca Alternafolia( Tea Tree) Leaf Oil, Peppermint Oil (Corn Mint Oil, Citric Acid, Phenoxyethanol, Ethylhexylglycerin.

Body Wash Made with:

Eucalyptus - a natural moisturizer and anti-inflammatory to keep skin hydrated
Charcoal - to clear your skin of everyday dirt and grime.
Pomegranate - Don't question it.
Aloe Vera - soothing and deeply moisturizing; cools the burn left by Woke culture.

Get in the shower. Shut Up and Scrub.

Full Ingredients List:
Distilled Water, Aloe Barbadensis (Organic Aloe Vera), Hypromellose, Polysorbate 20, Didecyldimonium Chloride, Bamboo Charcoal Powder, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Cetrimonium, Glycolic Acid, Chloride, Cocamidopropylamine Oxide, Pomegranate extract, Tetrasodium EDTA, Propylene Glycol, Methylsothiazolinone, Diazoidinyl Urea, Citric Acid.



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